i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
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It’s a lot heavier this time.
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hey u kids wanna buy some drugs
OH MY GOD THIS HAPPENED TO ME LAST YEAR
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Found this in the computer science building of UT during finals week
P… Pyro-senpai… I didn’t know you cared…
It reads “Pyro wishes you the best of luck on finals!” for those wondering.-BakaSanity
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